The Book of Gwen: Behold! I create a new religion! No crazies allowed.

Behold The Book of Gwen! Not written through divine inspiration, but written by the one true Gwen herself, and therefore, most indubitably the true word of Gwen.

The Book of Gwen, The First Tome: Guidelines.

Guideline 1: Thou shalt be a rational human being.

Guideline 2: Thou shalt use reason in all things: love, war, politics, religion, and general day to day life.

Guideline 3: Thou shalt leave everyone else the hell alone. If someone else doth not agree with thou, thou art welcome to debate with them until kingdom come (although it’s not actually coming). However, under no circumstances art thou to attack them physically, or even threaten them physically.

Guideline 4: Thou shalt NOT worship me. I’m a freaking human being people, I am not divine. Thou shalt not worship human beings and thou shalt especially not worship imaginary beings that dwell where thou canst not see them.

Guideline 5: Thou shalt be nice to people. Let us be rational about this, the world is a better place when thou art nice to others and others are nice to thou.

Guideline 6: Thou shalt never, NEVER smite someone in the name of Gwen. If thou feelest the need to smite someone, have the balls to do it in thine own freaking name. Gwen doth not require the smiting of others.

Guideline 7: Thou shalt keep an open mind and seek out knowledge. If thou findest out something that makes more sense than what Gwen hath said in the past, then Gwendamnit, be reasonable about it. Again, I am human being, I can be wrong and thou art supposed to be rational.

Guideline 8: Thou shalt think things through all the way out to their logical conclusion before acting on them. No claming something seemed rational at the time and then didn’t work out the way you planned. At least, not in the name of Gwen. If thou art to be hasty thou acteth not in my name.

Guideline 9: Thou shalt make choices that will make thou happy in the long term. Thine happiness is paramount to Gwen. However, thou shouldst seriously consider Guideline 8 before making these choices.

Guideline 10: Thou shalt do the right thing whenever possible. Not the easy thing, the RIGHT thing.

Gwen hath spoken. So it is written, so it shall be done… Damn it!